Warning: Do NOT Go to La Ventana

Now that we have escaped, I can tell you the truth about La Ventana. Believe me, it’s terrible there. The sun is too bright, the wind too strong. It is nothing but third world poverty with people that talk funny, you can’t even understand them. The scenery is barren and desolate, nothing to see but boring water and cactus. Everything bites, scorpions, sharks and those nasty blowfish. You would hate it. Never go. Or, if you decide to do it against my advice, at least wait until after we’ve got our house. And then you can visit us there. ;D